{"product_id":"all-aboard-the-hot-mess-express-mug","title":"All Aboard the Hot Mess Express Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"721\"\u003eNext stop: caffeine. Final destination: holding it together (kind of). This mug boards you onto the \u003cem data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"627\"\u003eAll Aboard the Hot Mess Express\u003c\/em\u003e, complete with a whimsical steam locomotive, hearts, and just enough chaos to feel relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"960\"\u003eIt’s an 11 oz ceramic mug with a crisp white exterior and bold black interior and handle—because even your coffee deserves a little dramatic contrast. Perfect for mornings that start with “I’ve got this” and end with “where are my keys?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eA perfect companion for your desk, your kitchen, or your emotional support beverage ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1565\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"h50moy\" data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1119\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mz8lvv\" data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gbhsa9\" data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1175\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e White exterior with black interior and black handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"191nbhg\" data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rtymek\" data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003eText: “All Aboard the HOT MESS EXPRESS”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jchqg8\" data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003eGraphic: Steam locomotive illustration with heart accents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"17t028e\" data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"z5w4c3\" data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1445\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1389\" data-end=\"1411\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher safe, microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Port Gamble General Store \u0026 Cafe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47884344885460,"sku":"166004081312","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/7963\/3862\/files\/All_Aboard_Hot_Mess_Express_11oz_Funny_Train_Mug.jpg?v=1777928164","url":"https:\/\/www.portgamblegeneralstore.com\/products\/all-aboard-the-hot-mess-express-mug","provider":"Port Gamble General Store \u0026 Cafe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}