{"product_id":"dads-no-button","title":"Dad's NO Button","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"564\"\u003eSome days call for patience. Others call for a big red button that does the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eThis delightfully dramatic “No!” button is a desk-sized declaration machine, press it once and you’ll get a chorus of emphatic refusals in voices ranging from mildly disappointed to full theatrical meltdown. It’s equal parts stress relief and comic timing, perfect for dads, coworkers, or anyone who’s tired of repeating themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"924\"\u003eA tiny prop with big “absolutely not” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1712\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zht1vy\" data-start=\"1107\" data-end=\"1133\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1122\"\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 button\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1xlc3nu\" data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1146\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Red button with black base and white “NO!” text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1axhgzn\" data-start=\"1197\" data-end=\"1239\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1199\" data-end=\"1214\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 1.75\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ywmqvl\" data-start=\"1240\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plastic housing with electronic sound module\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yq0k17\" data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eAudio Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plays 10–12 pre-recorded “No!” phrases in varied tones and voices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Port Gamble General Store \u0026 Cafe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47954402574548,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/7963\/3862\/files\/Dad_s_No_Talking_Button_Novelty_Desk_Gag_Gift..jpg?v=1779135635","url":"https:\/\/www.portgamblegeneralstore.com\/products\/dads-no-button","provider":"Port Gamble General Store \u0026 Cafe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}