Mug - Retired 73668
$23.99
No alarms, no meetings… no chance you’re doing anything you don’t want to. This “I’m Retired” mug says it out loud so you don’t have to—featuring a bold, vintage-style design that feels equal parts classic and unapologetic. Crafted from sturdy stoneware with a generous 18 oz capacity, it’s made for long, leisurely mornings and well-earned second (or third) cups. Equal parts gift and declaration—because retirement deserves a little attitude.
- Capacity: 18 oz
- Dimensions: 5.25" x 3.50" x 4.50"
- Material: Stoneware
- Design: Double-sided vintage-style typography
- Sentiment: “I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired.”
- Care Instructions: Microwave safe, oven safe, dishwasher safe, food safe
